We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
