my room smells like sperm. sweet.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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