Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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