my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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