But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I cockslap morals
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He felt like a one man threesome
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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