somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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