did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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