We're facebook friends in real life
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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