You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
