who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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