pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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