But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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