Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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