I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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