Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i believe in u and ur pee
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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