was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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