i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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