You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
operation harelip BJ is a go
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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