just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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