sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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