You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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