You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
