508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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