You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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