For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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