I wish I could punch you in the face.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Randomize
