Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Randomize
