also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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