Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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