Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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