what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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