i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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