It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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