I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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