Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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