Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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