a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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