Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
