id be glad to
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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