Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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