wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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