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• (407): View more from Florida

  official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him

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• (818): View more from California

  I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me

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• (818): View more from California

  whose ass print is on the piano?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.

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• (310): View more from California

  I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.

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• (858): View more from California

  I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.

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