There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Randomize
