either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
