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(713): View more from Texas

I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I wanted to see November 5, 1985

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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.

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(+27): View more from South Africa

Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass

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(785): View more from Kansas

Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?

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(+61): View more from Australia

I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.

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I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.

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