the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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