these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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