Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
What a dumb baby whore.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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