1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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