The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I have aggressive nipples.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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